- Type "[your name] needs" into google
- Find the results that make complete, coherent sentences, and post the first (or most entertaining) 10 in your LJ

1. Anita Needs Me (apparently, it's a movie)
2. Anita needs to get the approval of the product design with Chris.
3. Anita needs to get the approval of the parts order deposit from Peter.
4. Anita needs to get the approval of her leave from John to see her grandma.
5. Anita needs to make new product launch announcements to the sales channels after she is back from her leave.
6. Anita needs to support you but you need to support her too.
7. Anita needs team members to adopt a scrapper.
8. But the truth is, Anita needs more help.
9. At current load, Anita needs a minimum of 2 full time and 1 part-time instructor.
10. At capacity, Anita needs a minimum of 4 full time and 1 part-time instructor.

Apparently, I can't do anything without permission or help.

And what's a scrapper?