Choose twelve characters from your fandoms, then answer the questions under the link. Do not look at the questions beforehand.

1. Genjo Sanzo (Saiyuki)
2. Fuji Syuusuke (PoT)
3. Tezuka Kunimitsu (PoT)
4. Son Goku (Saiyuki)
5. Haruka (Tactics)
6. Yagami Raito (Death Note)
7. Kurama/Minamino Shuichi (YYH)
8. Hiei (YYH)
9. Shirou Kamui (X)
10. Sumeragi Subaru (Tokyo Babylon/X)
11. Gregory House (House MD)
12. Himura Kenshin (Rurouni Kenshin)


1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 (Yagami Raito) or 11 (Gregory House)? What subjects would they teach?

Wow, both are brilliant geniuses but I'd have to go with Raito simply because House would never volunteer to teach. Raito would teach "how to be an evil genius and win" because the world sorely competent evil geniuses. If House would actually teach, he'd teach differential diagnostics.

2. Do you think 4 (Son Goku) is hot? How hot?

He's 18 with the mentality of an 8-year-old. Less hot, more fuckin' awesome and kick-ass.

3. 12 (Himura Kenshin) sends 8 (Hiei) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

Kenshin sends Hiei to save Japan from people plotting against the government. Hiei torches them all with his Kokuryuha, along with half of Japan. Is that considered a success or failure?

4. What is or would be 9's (Shirou Kamui) favorite book?

He has no time to read. Too busy angsting and trying to save the world.

5. Would it make more sense for 2 (Fuji Syuusuke) to swear fealty to 6 (Yagami Raito), or the other way around?

Fuji. Raito swears fealty only to himself.

6. For some reason, 5 (Haruka) is looking for a roommate. Should s/he share a studio apartment with 9 (Shirou Kamui) or with 10 (Sumeragi Subaru)?

Considering that Subaru works as an exorcist and Haruka is a demon, I think Haruka's safer with Kamui.

7. 2 (Fuji Syuusuke), 7 (Kurama) and 12 (Himura Kenshin) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?

Of course, this list picks the three guys that look and sound like girls. They'd go somewhere sophisticated and talk about history, most likely. Fuji and Kurama could throw some tennis conversation around.

8. 3 (Tezuka Kunimitsu) challenges 10 (Sumeragi Subaru) to a duel. What happens?

First of all, Tezuka would never do that, unless it's a tennis duel. If it's tennis, Tezuka would own Subaru. If it's an actual duel, Tezuka would be beaten to a pulp by Subaru.

9. If 1 (Genjo Sanzo) stole 8's (Hiei) most precious possession, how would s/he get it back?

Hiei would kill Sanzo and get it back. He could probably do it without the killing part but one simply does not steal Hiei's stuff and get away with it.

10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 (Kurama) and 12 (Himura Kenshin) both attain what they most desire.

'The Simple Life' (NOT with Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie)

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Son Goku) and 1 (Genjo Sanzo) to work together?

Saiyuki.

12. If 7 (Kurama) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?

Wonderfully. Kurama's so polite and since I don't plan on killing him or his friends and family, he wouldn't go all youko on me.

13. If you could command 3 (Tezuka Kunimitsu) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?

Teach me tennis! I wanna learn the Tezuka Zone and that other technique he has that kicks ass.

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11 (Gregory House)?

I think someone's planning on it.

15. If 2 (Fuji Syuusuke) had to choose sides between 4 (Son Goku) and 5 (Haruka), which would it be?

Haruka. Both are demons but Haruka's hotter and more of the brooding type. Very Tezuka-like.

16. What might 10 (Sumeragi Subaru) shout while charging into battle?

"Seishirou-san!"

17. If you chose a song to represent 8 (Hiei), which song would you choose?

"Manazashi no Aria" It's his song.

18. 1 (Genjo Sanzo), 6 (Yagami Raito), and 12 (Himura Kenshin) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?

Sanzo. Kenshin's too polite and Raito's not so childish as to fight over a scallion pancake. Sanzo's used to getting things his way.

19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Fuji Syuusuke) to use on 10 (Sumeragi Subaru)?

"I'm Seishirou-san in disguise."

20. What would 5 (Haruka) most likely be arrested for?

Being a demon? Or flying without a license.

21. What is 6's (Yagami Raito) secret?

He's the infamous Kira who can kill people simply by knowing their names and faces. He's actually killing using a Death Note dropped by a God of Death. He plans to create a new, perfect world without crime and he will be the god of this new world. He's currently trying to eliminate all who oppose him and doesn't mind using people as pawns to do it. (How's that for a big secret?)

22. If 11 (Gregory House) and 9 (Shirou Kamui) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?

Kamui. House has a bum leg and Kamui can pretty much fly.

23."1 (Genjo Sanzo) and 9 (Shirou Kamui) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's (Son Goku) sinister secret organization. 11 (Gregory House) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 (Gregory House) is actually a spy for 4 (Son Goku). Meanwhile, 4 (Son Goku) has kidnapped 12 (Himura Kenshin) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Haruka), they seek out 3 (Tezuka Kunimitsu), who gives them what they need to complete their quest." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

'Fandoms on Crack' Don't think anyone would write it or read it. It's too crack-filled.

24. If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Kurama) or 8 (Hiei)?

Kurama because he actually likes humans. Hiei probably couldn't care less what happened to me.