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I feel kinda sad that none of my personal friends know/like Tenimyu (Tennis no Oujisama Musical) 'cause it means I can't *squee* to them about certain things. Like Kato Kazuki and the ridiculous role he plays in "Kamen Rider Kabuto". I also can't yoink files off of them. It comes in handy when it takes 8 hours to download a 388MB file off of a certain site with shaky, stolen Internet. Why this person decided to upload via OxyShare, I don't know. It'd be so much better for me if I downloaded from Megaupload or yousendit. Grrr. So frustrating.
Sorry, just felt like ranting.
Dumb Illinois Laws
Champaign:
- One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.
Chicago:
- Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
- It is illegal to give a dog whiskey.
- It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck.
- In the Pullman area, it is illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while sitting on the curb.
- It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.
Cicero:
- Humming on public streets is prohibited on Sundays.
Crete:
- It is considered an offense to attempt to have sex with one's dog.
Des Plaines:
- Wheelbarrows with For-Sale signs may not be chained to trees.
Evanston:
- Bowling is forbidden.
- It is unlawful to change clothes in an automobile with the curtains drawn, except in case of fire.
Fairfield:
- It is unlawful for "negroes" to be within county boundries from sundown to sunrise.
Galesburg:
- No person may keep a smelly dog.
- There is a $1,000 dollar fine for beating rats with baseball bats.
Horner:
- It is against the law to use a slingshot unless your are a law enforcement officer.
Joliet:
- Town fathers, reflecting the pet peeve of hearing their town's name mispronounced 'Jolly-ETTE' when all local folk know it's pronounced 'Joe-lee-ETTE', made pronouncing it Jolly-ette a misdemeanor, punishable by a $5 fine.
Kenilworth:
- A rooster must step back three hundred feet from any residence if he wishes to crow.
Kirkland:
- Bees are not allowed to fly over the village or through any of Kriland's streets.
Moline:
- Ice skating at the Riverside pond during the months of June and August is prohibited.
- There is a ban on unnecessary repetitive driving on 23rd Avenue.
Normal:
- It is against the law to make faces at dogs.
Ottowa:
- Spitting on the sidewalk is a criminal offense.
Peoria:
- Basketball hoops may not be instaled on a driveway.
Zion:
- It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, or any other domesticated animals.
Between reading 17 scientific papers about flavin-containing monooxygenases, I had to keep myself awake somehow.
Sorry, just felt like ranting.
Champaign:
- One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.
Chicago:
- Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
- It is illegal to give a dog whiskey.
- It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck.
- In the Pullman area, it is illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while sitting on the curb.
- It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.
Cicero:
- Humming on public streets is prohibited on Sundays.
Crete:
- It is considered an offense to attempt to have sex with one's dog.
Des Plaines:
- Wheelbarrows with For-Sale signs may not be chained to trees.
Evanston:
- Bowling is forbidden.
- It is unlawful to change clothes in an automobile with the curtains drawn, except in case of fire.
Fairfield:
- It is unlawful for "negroes" to be within county boundries from sundown to sunrise.
Galesburg:
- No person may keep a smelly dog.
- There is a $1,000 dollar fine for beating rats with baseball bats.
Horner:
- It is against the law to use a slingshot unless your are a law enforcement officer.
Joliet:
- Town fathers, reflecting the pet peeve of hearing their town's name mispronounced 'Jolly-ETTE' when all local folk know it's pronounced 'Joe-lee-ETTE', made pronouncing it Jolly-ette a misdemeanor, punishable by a $5 fine.
Kenilworth:
- A rooster must step back three hundred feet from any residence if he wishes to crow.
Kirkland:
- Bees are not allowed to fly over the village or through any of Kriland's streets.
Moline:
- Ice skating at the Riverside pond during the months of June and August is prohibited.
- There is a ban on unnecessary repetitive driving on 23rd Avenue.
Normal:
- It is against the law to make faces at dogs.
Ottowa:
- Spitting on the sidewalk is a criminal offense.
Peoria:
- Basketball hoops may not be instaled on a driveway.
Zion:
- It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, or any other domesticated animals.
Between reading 17 scientific papers about flavin-containing monooxygenases, I had to keep myself awake somehow.
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