Just came back from the movie. And it was sold out so we made the right decision in buying it in advance. Beware of spoilers.


Wet, shirtless Orlando!

Elizabeth is a whore. (Don't hate me, Lori!) And she uses all the men around her.

LOTS of rum jokes.

Jack: Look! *shoots monkey*
Monkey: *squeaks and looks annoyed*
Jack: Undead monkey! Can't beat that.

The part with the tribe of cannibals was funny but pointless.

Davy Jones could have kinky tentacle sex.

Poor Norrington!

Orlando's getting much better at comedy. And he got slapped!

The wheel fight made me slightly dizzy.

Disney really doesn't like killing characters (and I mean characters, not extras). Like nobody from the first movie really died.

That poor dog. No idea what he's in for.

I feel that every typical thing that could be in a pirates movie was in this movie. At times, it was a bit much.

Chinese pirates in the next movie! Chow Yun-fat as captain.


I'll probably add more later once I remember the funny parts I really liked.